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Post by Sly on Jan 8, 2007 21:47:00 GMT -5
People love this thing so much, It can have it's own thread, and be a sticky. Post you random surrealism phrases here!  first: Oh yes, you can hyperventilate at the sight of me, and you can play a computer game about me, and you can deep-fry my thumb, but you won't change the way I get the ice off of windscreens with rocks. |
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Post by Kira on Jan 8, 2007 22:27:48 GMT -5
On the fifth day of Christmas, my bi-pronged love sent to me; five oafish carpet tiles! Four defaced wendy houses, three bizarre bricks, two rat-arsed paracetamols and a minnow in a bowl.
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Post by cruzerbruiser on Jan 9, 2007 16:28:48 GMT -5
Don't go barter-shopping with me! Not with that buzzing gargoyle! Please!  |
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Post by Kira on Jan 9, 2007 19:11:27 GMT -5
Oh yes, you can wallpaper me, and you can fill me, and you can apprehend my ex-girlfriend, but you won't change the way I dive from a great height onto zombies.
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Post by cruzerbruiser on Jan 10, 2007 22:44:19 GMT -5
I've proof that you can't lick tennis balls!
And I actually do!
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Post by Sly on Jan 11, 2007 2:16:41 GMT -5
Woh. Dude, that one was a bit... strange.
George W Bush is like a lizard - all hyperactive and blessed +4. ;D
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Post by Kira on Jan 11, 2007 20:23:38 GMT -5
We are strongly urging parents to write their state's noseplug. If a child were to see this show's irresponsible scenes of pillowcases and how they pick fights with themselves with rattles, they may think that they too are able to say "I Kiss You!" to a bobbin!
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Post by H. Banana on Jan 11, 2007 20:42:47 GMT -5
I'd love to play football with George W Bush's figurine...
OR
Fatal chairs! Three of them! All of them stupid bloody buggering!
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Post by Sly on Jan 12, 2007 0:27:22 GMT -5
I'd love to play football with George W Bush's figurine... YEAH! George W. Bush action figure! ;D Rare find, you get 3 cookies for that, H. Bananana! ;D  4u!!! |
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Post by H. Banana on Jan 13, 2007 13:43:28 GMT -5
HOO-ray.
Ooh, I could search for a mule!
...and...
Is this an udder which I see before me, the cucumber toward my yucca plant? Come, let me tempt thee.
And best of all:
I want to get various bodily parts stuck in my telescope until it's strange and shiny-on-the-inside.
Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
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Post by cruzerbruiser on Jan 14, 2007 0:52:43 GMT -5
Oh it's on, Hannah. Try this on for size: I want to bribe your stoat until it's green-flavoured. Or: A straightjacket a day keeps the tree away. and finally: Never try to pour boiling oil over weeds. True words my friends, true words. |
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Post by H. Banana on Jan 25, 2007 10:13:28 GMT -5
Oh yeah??? Well try some of THEESE apples!!! (or whatever the saying is... ) Early to strangle mirrors, early to quibble over gumdrops, makes a man quadraspazzed, metal and impressive. AND WHAT ABOUT.... And Jesse Ventura said, "Let there be a gyroscope", and there was a gyroscope. And Jesse Ventura saw that the gyroscope was hopeless, and Jesse Ventura separated the gyroscope from the telescope. ...or even... Look at my trowel! ...and finally, a word of caution: Keep away from those tidy sticklebacks! Tee hee. AND FINALLY: ALL YOUR BUGLE ARE BELONG TO US! and Swords - drape tinsel over them or cuddle them, you can't ridicule them. |
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Post by Josh on Mar 20, 2007 15:31:32 GMT -5
We are strongly urging parents to write their state's jackrabbit. If a child were to see this show's irresponsible scenes of grapefruits and how they outgun themselves with bra-straps, they may think that they too are able to terrify a Rod Hull impersonator!
If you get locked inside my Belgian, I'll shine torches at your lip...
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Post by cruzerbruiser on Mar 20, 2007 19:35:37 GMT -5
Sleep under my drumstick!
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Post by Josh on Mar 20, 2007 22:28:52 GMT -5
Drill holes in Pulp, Suede! Drill holes in Pulp like a tea-stained banjo!
A newt a day keeps the genie away.
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